A Love Song

I
Love you like criminal loves clues
Love you like Hitler loved Jews

I
want you like ISIS wants peace
want you like EU wants Greece

I
love you like Trump loves immigrants
love you like Yogi loves Muslims

I
need you like Cherrapunji needs rain
need you like Python needs main()

I
love you like Egyptians love Ramos
love you like Gamora loved Thanos

I
miss you like India misses British
miss you like millennials miss Mukesh

Eye
If you are not Helen Keller
you can see what I did there